Was the Donkey Kong lineage in charge of the United Fruit Company during the early 1900s? Think about it.
They both like juicy bananas and they both obtained a vast quantity of jungle seemingly overnight.
As a detective, I'm not allowed to believe in coincidences.
Donkey is controversial figure in history. He is a freedom fighter liberate people from tyrany of King K. Rool.
Sadly his failure to remain neutral in war of 1812 led to United Fruit Company take over central america.
Also he is national hero of Neo Finno-Mongolic empire in 2287.
where do the tiki heads and bees fit into all of this
