The Make a Wish Foundation

Figured I'd start up an old forum game I remember from over a decade ago in order to liven up the place a small bit. It goes a little something like this:

Person 1: I wish for the largest cock in the world.
Person 2: Wish granted. You now own the world's largest chicken.
Person 2: I wish for twenty billion dollars.

So on and so forth. Anything you wish for is accepted, but it's the next person's job to screw up that wish in a way you weren't expecting. In the example, Person 1 probably meant their dick, but due to the wording, they get a chicken instead. Due to how the commenting system on this site works, please make sure your response is a separate post and not a direct reply. It'll make things look cleaner and avoid potential confusion as things would get subdivided and break otherwise. I'll start then.

I wish that Pokemon was once again a good series.

Wish granted. Now every Pokemon fans have cult mentality.

I wish Capcom released Capcom all-stars tournament already.